my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
when we see the light, when we’re going home
we’ll dance on our graves, with our bodies bellow
Via the grace cycle
nice people are rare we must protect them at all costs
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
If you ever sent me a message and I didn't respond, there is a 99.99% chance this happened
do u ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool
Itches so good! (Ugly Christmas Sweaters)
Because tis the season! Check out my DA for the non-gif version (aka high res pic)!
Via fortune favors the brave, dude
"look at that tiny lil cutie" the 5’2 blogger whispers about the 6’4 bandmember
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
You could literally give me a year to do a one hour project and I would still wait until the last possible moment to do it.